Witty - Wallflower

cuteosphere:

augutsy:

the tiniest mouse sitting under a little leaf and thinking about gay porn

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wewerenotthefirst:

dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’

themoonphase:

it’s like a tiny universe

[on being comfortable with this level of recognition] I don’t know what the outcome of that will be, I just try to roll with the punches, make your mistakes and get back up, try not to make them again.” 

the-real-mozart:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

Arawn, Thoth, Poseidon, Dianna, and Morpheus, please? :D
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Arawn:What is the most terrifying thing you’ve ever done?I grew up and became an adult and joined the real world.

Thoth:Do you like to read/write?

I greatly enjoy both!

Poseidon:Are you a moody person?

I can be. I’m usually pretty quick to shake it off, but if i’m not in a shake it off mood i will wallow whole-heartedly till the whole day is ruined

Apollo & Dianna:Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?

I am a night owl for sure

Morpheus:Do you daydream often? Of what?

I don’t daydream often really. I usually am either too busy or focusing my imagination on something like a book or show.

Mythology Asks

Anubis: How do you feel about death?
Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?
Bastet: Do you have any cats?
Hathor: What brings you joy?
Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?
Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
Thoth: Do you like to read/write?
Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
Bran: How is your health?
Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father.
Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?
Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?
Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?
Olwen: What is your favorite flower?
Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?
Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?
Freya: Have you ever been in love?
Freyr: Do you have any children?
Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?
Iounn: How old are you?
Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
Odin: What is your family like?
Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?
Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?
Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?
Apollo: Do you play any instruments?
Dionysus: Do you drink?
Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?
Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?
Poseidon: Are you a moody person?
Zeus: Are you a confident person?
Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?
Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?
Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?
Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?
Plutus: Do you have a job?
Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?
Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?

Whoever subtitled this is my hero. Of all the word choices: ‘saunters’.